By Lindsay Heuser
(May 2014) “You know, he’s really upset with you for interrupting his sorbet earlier.”
I looked up from my computer and realized that the ICU nurse was addressing me.
“What? You mean, Mr. G?”
“Yeah, he’s not happy about what you did this morning.”
I stared at her, somewhat dumbfounded.
Mr. G was the team “peach,” as my intern dubbed him, a man with disdain running through his veins and a tongue sharper than a razor’s edge. He was a long-term alcoholic with pitting edema, a belly more distended than the tightest of drums and a disposition like an icicle. He made no attempts to hide his dislike of our team, and of the hospital at large. He rolled his
Of course, Mr. G was my patient. For some
But now he was upset with me? Because of sorbet? Because I had requested that he stop eating his lemon sorbet for a minute while I listen to his heart and lungs?
I pondered the situation for a minute. I hadn’t even thought twice about it when I made the request. I did my usual song and dance: smiled and said, “It’ll only be for a minute. I promise!” I did my exam and left the room, thinking nothing of it. Was I being insensitive? Was he being ridiculous? What was this? I’d never upset a patient before. I don’t upset people.
Then a resident approached me, “So I heard about Mr. G and the sorbet. You really shouldn’t worry about it. He’s an old, cranky man. I promise it’s not you. It’s him. Forget about it.”
And later that afternoon I read a note that Palliative Care had left after visiting Mr. G, halting when I saw the phrase “lemon sorbet” toward the end. I moved in closer to the computer.
“The patient requests that he be allowed to eat his lemon sorbet without any interruptions from his health care team.”
I paused. Now the entire palliative care team knew about my lemon sorbet incident?
I had sacrificed his comfort on behalf of my stubborn determination to accomplish my morning tasks. Efficiency, after all, is the name of the game in medicine. Succumbing to the lemon sorbet demand and sacrificing efficiency is not part of the list of competencies that traditionally earns you honors.
There was something more to this. Mr. G was at the end of his life and simply wanted to be treated with respect. It had all seemed so silly to me, this big fuss over sorbet; of course that’s easy to think when you’re 26 and death isn’t nipping at your heels. Lemon sorbet is a thing to be had next summer, some other summer. Mr. G had no more summers.
I dared to presume that I understood the value of lemon sorbet in a man’s life and equated it with my own. Who really knows what memories a lemon sorbet can hold? It could be an entire lifetime’s worth. All I had to do was ask and listen.
I stepped away from my computer. Humility is a big part of doctoring. Much bigger than I could have ever imagined. I strode over to Mr. G’s room. I paused. Swallowing my pride, I knocked on the door and walked into the room. I spotted the empty lemon sorbet carton out of the corner of my eye.
“Mr. G,” I began, “I’d like to apologize ….”
Lindsay Heuser is a member of the Class of 2015 at the School of Medicine. She is originally from Colorado Springs and earned a BA in chemistry from Bowdoin College. She plans to pursue a career in psychiatry. This essay originally appeared in The Human Touch, a journal of poetry, prose and visual art by students, faculty
You can read her work Heartbeat: A Poem in Three Parts →